Slogan

For Smokers: "I'll quit as soon as this cancer leaves"
For Drinkers: "Drunk!? I'm just one beer short of being sober again!"
For Druggies: "I like how you match the pink elephant"

Married Couple Cooking pt1

When Martha Cooks

Married Couple cooking pt2

When Larry tried to cook

This Week's Slogan

George Bush:The ONLY Bush that penetrates.

The Ad campaign slogan you never saw: Bush and Dick-"One hell of a combination"